Shut the Fuck Up About Fireworks, Karen!
Seriously! Being an “animal empath” doesn’t give you the right to literally tell America how to behave on July 4th. Okay. It’s obvious that I’m annoyed. I detest scrolling through my newsfeed when it’s exploding with this sermon of sniveling sanctimony: It’s like some...
After a Breakup, Who Should Reach out to Whom?
Q: "After a breakup, who should be the first to reach out? The dumper? Or the dumpee?" A: Neither, because reaching out to your ex is a stupid idea! Look, people break up for a variety of reasons. Some of those include incompatibility, infidelity, and differences in...
What Would an Ex Have to Do to Get You Back?
Nothing. There is absolutely nothing any of my exes could do to get me back. First of all, I’m happily married. So, that right there is the most important reason why none of my exes could ever get me back. Why would I want to divorce my wife to give a second (or...
Vengeance of the Virtue-Signalling Viking
Sometimes a "Facebook Fragile" incident is the result of an honest comment I make. Other times, I'm deliberately trolling and being an asshole. (At least I can admit it.) It was the latter in this latest case of Facebook fragility. As some of you know, I'm interested...
Band Drama: The Bass Player’s Wife
As a local musician, the only thing worse than dealing with other musicians is putting up with the wives and girlfriends. They tend to run the gamut from occasional nuisance to meddlesome harpy. They’re at their worst when their husband/boyfriend is in your band, of...
Facebook Fragile: Privileged, Entitled, Leftist White Woman
No one is more privileged and entitled than many middle class white women who vote Democrat. That's what makes some of them so Facebook Fragile. Such was the case with this week’s installment. Someone decided to respond to remark I made on a post from my friend, "Big...
Facebook Fragile: Tommy the Terrified Turd Tosser
This installment of Facebook Fragile highlights a certain type of Facebook user that I detest. As you might have guessed from the title, I called this type the “terrified turd tosser,” and you’ll see why as you read our exchanges. Here’s the setup: I’m arguing...
Facebook Fragile: Ana Kasparian’s Brother
You know you’re doing something right when you get into a Facebook argument with Ana Kasparian’s brother. Yes, that Ana Kasparian, the annoying banshee who shrieks and pouts on that fake news show, The Young Turks aka TYT. Okay… if I have to be completely honest, the...
Facebook Fragile: Me Vs. the Leftist Mob
Do you have a friend who’s “Facebook fragile?” You know the type. They post grandiose yet inaccurate socio-political statements on their Facebook page, then come unglued if you dare challenge them on it. They can’t handle being confronted with facts, statistics,...
Police Brutality and the Racial Divide
For once I have to agree with my Leftist friends. Damn racist cops harassing people who aren't doing anything then brutalizing them before trapping them in a racist so-called "justice system." Did they even try to deescalate the situation? No. They just decided to...
