Shut the Fuck Up About Fireworks, Karen!

Shut the Fuck Up About Fireworks, Karen!

Seriously! Being an “animal empath” doesn’t give you the right to literally tell America how to behave on July 4th. Okay. It’s obvious that I’m annoyed. I detest scrolling through my newsfeed when it’s exploding with this sermon of sniveling sanctimony: It’s like some...

After a Breakup, Who Should Reach out to Whom?

After a Breakup, Who Should Reach out to Whom?

Q: "After a breakup, who should be the first to reach out? The dumper? Or the dumpee?" A: Neither, because reaching out to your ex is a stupid idea! Look, people break up for a variety of reasons. Some of those include incompatibility, infidelity, and differences in...

What Would an Ex Have to Do to Get You Back?

What Would an Ex Have to Do to Get You Back?

Nothing. There is absolutely nothing any of my exes could do to get me back. First of all, I’m happily married. So, that right there is the most important reason why none of my exes could ever get me back. Why would I want to divorce my wife to give a second (or...

Oscars Now Golden Brown… and I LOVE It!

Oscars Now Golden Brown… and I LOVE It!

It's not quite April but I thought I'd share this with everyone. Weren't the Oscars amazing? (Squee!) I don’t know about you, but the list of winners was an amazing example of the thankfully changing attitudes and demographics in both the Oscars and this country....

Band Drama: The Bass Player’s Wife

Band Drama: The Bass Player’s Wife

As a local musician, the only thing worse than dealing with other musicians is putting up with the wives and girlfriends. They tend to run the gamut from occasional nuisance to meddlesome harpy. They’re at their worst when their husband/boyfriend is in your band, of...

Vengeance of the Virtue-Signalling Viking

Facebook Fragile: Ana Kasparian’s Brother

You know you’re doing something right when you get into a Facebook argument with Ana Kasparian’s brother. Yes, that Ana Kasparian, the annoying banshee who shrieks and pouts on that fake news show, The Young Turks aka TYT. Okay… if I have to be completely honest, the...

Vengeance of the Virtue-Signalling Viking

Facebook Fragile: Me Vs. the Leftist Mob

Do you have a friend who’s “Facebook fragile?” You know the type. They post grandiose yet inaccurate socio-political statements on their Facebook page, then come unglued if you dare challenge them on it. They can’t handle being confronted with facts, statistics,...

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